Forgive Me

In a sincere attempt to make peace with the world at large and ease the near-unbearable weight of sin on my soul, please note that no offense is meant in any way, manner, or form to crime fighters, vocational school dropouts, those who remember the Alamo, grannies, Joe Blow, toy train hobbyists, high school students, and people who due to either poverty or ignorance rely on string and tin cans for phone service. You are all beautiful people.