Two Kinds of Crap

Strangely, I appear to be older than I used to be. Now that I'm older and wiser, I've decided that I'm only into substantial crap. This has good and bad effects. On the downside, it makes it harder for me to impress beautiful-but-superficial women. On the upside, most crap in the world is of the superficial variety, so there's less of it for me to deal with.

An example of superficial crap is this By-the-Way. Can you imagine making a reader click and wait for a popup window to read nonsense like this? Just to be clicky-webby? What was I thinking?